Never known to miss an opportunity for looking a little bit silly, I'll be wearing my rockin' robin sweater today for Save the Children's 'Christmas Jumper Day'.
I don't work on Fridays, so wearing it won't have quite the same impact as if it was worn by a managing director giving someone the sack, a novice surgeon preparing for the first cut, or anyone who drives a hearse.
But it may raise a smile at the doctor's and greengrocer's.
You can support it by wearing your cheesiest knitwear and / or texting 'WOOLLY' to 70050.
Gumtree's blog like Batman here
...Although I have a terrible confession - mine came from Primark, and so was almost certainly made in a sweatshop by children in the third world - exactly the sort of kids the charity is trying to save.
I hereby swear that I will not buy from this store ever again.