My mum says the first thing I ever did with a new doll was undress it, but if I did that now, I think I'd be in for a few surprises...
The scariest toy I ever had was from my mum - half teddy bear, half basket of roses. I called it 'Peckinpah Ted' as it had the look of a bear with it's stomach exploding.
I found these examples here:
20 Horrifying Toys to Traumatise Your Child
13 Most Unintentionally Disturbing Children's Toys.
What was the scariest toy you ever got?
I should wax lyrical about the malevolent money boxes, pole-dancing starter kits, dolls which tick every box on the political incorrectness score card and all manner of gruesome 'cute' creatures dreamed up by the deranged, drug-addled minds of bitterly divorced advertising executives who don't get to see their kids often enough.
But words fail me.