tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8592591789385602191.post9053373675120124268..comments2023-12-25T05:45:34.307+00:00Comments on Broken Biro: Think you're funny?broken birohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06233920262119205474noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8592591789385602191.post-27392280358563298412011-11-11T10:37:39.106+00:002011-11-11T10:37:39.106+00:00Love the post and the jokes made me smile, excelle...Love the post and the jokes made me smile, excellent stuff!<br /><br />Anna :o]hyperCRYPTICalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11967085628384237933noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8592591789385602191.post-39214171447443378122011-11-11T09:20:41.708+00:002011-11-11T09:20:41.708+00:00M - Well, if you're talking to yourself, you&#...M - Well, if you're talking to yourself, you're at least the latter! ;-)<br /><br />Rog - Ooh - another library joke. Thank you! I shall steal it and make it my 'joke du jour' on Monday for the delectation of The Borrowers. 8-)broken birohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233920262119205474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8592591789385602191.post-3210945934968690362011-11-10T20:10:09.812+00:002011-11-10T20:10:09.812+00:00Man walks into library with two books in the botto...Man walks into library with two books in the bottom of his trousers.<br /><br />"What's that?" asks the librarian.<br /><br />The man looks down.<br /><br />"That's a turn up for the books" he says.Roghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09430706557035189147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8592591789385602191.post-5830212800231058332011-11-10T16:50:07.315+00:002011-11-10T16:50:07.315+00:00Is it possible to be one without the other, I ask ...Is it possible to be one without the other, I ask myself.Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13494219959077922220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8592591789385602191.post-35696475205414299232011-11-10T15:14:04.216+00:002011-11-10T15:14:04.216+00:00AquaMarina - You're very welcome!
M - Ah yes,...AquaMarina - You're very welcome!<br /><br />M - Ah yes, but 'funny ha ha' or 'funny peculiar'?<br /><br />Frances - I really don't know, and poo is where i usually draw the line. But I did like this one!<br /><br />LLG - I just checked out that second link. I liked: Wife: "Do you want dinner?" Husband: "Sure!" "What are my choices?" Wife: "Yes or No."<br /><br />Dave - Your blog's loss is my gain. I have heard this before, but thank you for reminding me well in time for Burns Night. It may be the only Scottish joke about poets and is hence a very valuable commodity.broken birohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233920262119205474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8592591789385602191.post-16434153187522576362011-11-10T14:26:29.192+00:002011-11-10T14:26:29.192+00:00I was going to put this one up on my blog on a dul...I was going to put this one up on my blog on a dull day, especially for you, but then I stopped blogging.<br /><br /><br />A nurse is giving a young doctor a tour of the hospital.<br />The doctor approaches one bedridden patient and asks, “Why are you here?” The patient replies, “Wee sleket cowerin’ timrous beastie/O, what a panic is in thy breastie.”<br />They move on to the next bed and he asks the same question, “Why are you here?” The patient answers, “O, my luv is like a red, red, rose that’s newly sprung in June.”<br />The doctor moves on to a third bed and asks again, “Why are you here” to which the third patient replies, “The best laid plans of mice and men, may often gang awry.”<br />At this the doctor turns to the nurse and asks, “What ward is this anyway?”<br /><br />And the nurse answers...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />...“It’s the Burns Unit.”Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403853324345062446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8592591789385602191.post-62234063936868962232011-11-10T11:31:28.417+00:002011-11-10T11:31:28.417+00:00Great photo, Clare.
As for your 10 jokes from Twi...Great photo, Clare.<br /><br />As for your 10 jokes from Twitter, I like #10. BTW, have you ever heard of Ruth Harrison? She is a fictional character created by Garrison Keillor's Prairie Home Companion (a live weekly radio program). Ruth is a librarian and a link to shows where she is featured is posted below:<br /><br />http://bit.ly/w0I3ms <br /><br />Keillor also has a "pretty good jokes" feature and the link to that is posted below:<br /><br />http://bit.ly/u0qYDb <br /><br />One of the jokes featured there is:<br /><br />Wife: "What are you doing?" Husband: "Nothing." Wife: "Nothing?" "You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour." Husband: "I have been looking for the expiration date."<br /><br />I would amend that joke and have the wife be looking at the marriage certificate for the expiration date (-8<br /><br />Kudos to you for the courage to letting your friend your book!The Last Leaf Gardenerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05911264708148372608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8592591789385602191.post-26004726999921953942011-11-10T10:11:27.627+00:002011-11-10T10:11:27.627+00:00Oh, how my grandchildren will love no.9 (what is t...Oh, how my grandchildren will love no.9 (what is the enduring fascination of poo?).Frances Garroodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10614916006798375706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8592591789385602191.post-37974171404068093882011-11-10T08:16:59.469+00:002011-11-10T08:16:59.469+00:00I'm sure the book will find its mark. Believe ...I'm sure the book will find its mark. Believe me, you <i>are</i> funny.<br /><br />Man walks into a chip shop and calls out, "Fish and chips, twice."<br /><br />A voice from behind the counter answers, "Okay mate, I heard you the first time."Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13494219959077922220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8592591789385602191.post-89574213293967257782011-11-10T08:09:42.616+00:002011-11-10T08:09:42.616+00:00thank you for getting my day off to titteringly go...thank you for getting my day off to titteringly good start...!AquaMarinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00265386276806403266noreply@blogger.com