If you think my bruised bum was bad on Monday - look at it now!
I haven't had one this bad since I was married.
Don't worry - I'm not going to post pics of my bum every day. I did get a lot of interest on Facebook (now retitled Buttockbook) on this issue, but I'm not sure I've had quite enough sympathy yet.
No flowers? No chocolate?
I bet I even get rejected by NiceBruise.com
p.s. Still no flowers or chocolate, but a MrKenyon has written me this:
Stop the presses - hold the news
Clare has got a massive bruise
Was it painful? - did she moan?
Has Rupert Murdoch hacked her phone?
A story for us all to share
Clare lost out
To a Garden Chair