It started with me innocently trimming my foliage. I was standing on a plastic garden chair, giving my clematis a good tug**...
...when one of the legs fell off (the chair's not mine) - sending me plummeting three feet.
It could have been nasty - I could have landed on the red-hot poker** or crushed my lobelia**. But don't worry - the broken pointy corner of the chair broke my fall.
I never thought I'd see the day when I'd be posting this sort of picture on the internet.
It's the thin end of the wedge.
I live in fear of all seating now... waiting for number 3...
but sofa so good.
* Linky where you just post a picture which speaks for itself, no title, no caption.
** Not a euphemism