Friday, 3 December 2010

Presents with no future

I've thought of a brilliant idea for giving someone an amazing FREE Christmas Present - but all I get is abuse when I mention it. It depends how you look at it - cheapskate pressie from tight-fisted weirdo or  sustainable gift that saves the earth's valuable resources? You decide!

First you 'borrow' (ok steal) the library card of your loved one / sidekick / awkward relative (henceforth know as 'the recipient')  - or you could use your own. Then you go to the biggest library near you and use the card to borrow (this time I don't mean steal) as many of the most gorgeous, newest 'coffee table' books as the ticket allows (eg in Wirral you can get 16 books out on a card!) 

You know the kind I mean - the ones the size of coffee tables, full of mouthwatering photographs or ephemeral nonsense. Books about art, travel, confectionery, puppies, gardens, Star Wars, steam trains, latex... whatever your recipient's 'special' interests may be. Books that lift the heart for a moment but cost £40 in the shops and no matter how beautiful they are, you couldn't justify buying them, and if you did they would barely be looked at after the initial flurry of excitement.

So on Christmas Day your recipient gets a big pile of wonderful books* to browse through over the holidays - to entertain guests, provoke conversations or merely to provide alternative surfaces to put your nuts on! Then when your recipient tires of them you just pop them back to the library. Job done! 

You haven't broke the bank, the author gets a cut through the Public Lending Right, your library is supported and your recipient is touched by the gesture and the effort you put into choosing the best books! 

After all - it's the thought that counts, isn't it? What do you think?

* This probably only works with books. It would be unreasonable to buy someone, say a box of choccies just to look at and then take back to the shop in January. I'm not that cheap!

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  1. I shall bear this in mind for next Christmas. Do you think Tescos would lend me some bottles of wine? And a turkey?

  2. LOL. A novel idea (excuse the pun)!

  3. A brilliant idea. Although no one will be putting their nuts on mine.

  4. Dave - I'm sure they'd lend you the wine so long as you didn't open it... but then you don't drink anyway! A turkey, though? Are you pulling my leg?

    Ellie - Puns are more than excused - they are positively welcomed here! 8-D

    Karen - Well, you say that now.

  5. With ideas like this, why didn't they put you in charge of the 2018 World Cup bid?

  6. You're the kind of person who puts stickers over last year's Christmas cards and writes another name on them, aren't you?

  7. Not a bad thought, really, to remind folks libraries have lots of really good books in them that can be had for free.

  8. Martin - World Cup? They already do that don't they? Don't they have to give it back?

    Fran - Of course not! I make labels out of last year's cards!

    Rainy - Yay!! Exactly!